We have an emergency.
While the coaches were meeting
to discuss a theme,
Alex Trivette’s dog Claire stole the
S cape and wandered
into a time machine that is
randomly traveling
through time.
We need to rescue
Claire and the S cape.
We have sent Jon
Houghton and Paul Ream
back with the latest
version of the
Southampton time
machine to track Claire’s destinations.
Unfortunately they
can only fit two people in their time machine,
therefore we will
have to travel back
to help return
the cape and Claire.
They have promised
to leave clues in their
time that will
help us find out where they have traveled.
We are currentlyre-assembling
the larger time machine
that will allow
for the entire team to
travel through
time. Although this machine has the capacity
to transport the
entire team, it takes much more fuel to run.
Therefore we will
have to earn the
fuel each week
in order to reach our destination.
This machine runs
on the
zygonenergyosis
fuel created by our transitory generation
trans-mografier
located beneath the pool.
Each week, we will
have an opportunity through
various challenges
to earn this zygoenergyosis fuel at practice.
Your Coaches,
Mike, Austin, Mary
Virginia, Cap, and Alex
Alex's
dog, Claire, disappears with the S cape
in
a time machine, leaving the coaches and all SRA swimmers
to
search for her throughout
time
to bring the beloved S cape back to Southampton.
Hey SRA Swim Fans,
It looks like Jon
Houghton and Paul Ream have
tracked Claire
and the "S" cape to
the Wild West.
Unfortunately, they have been unable
to find Claire.
So they have asked that all the SRA swimmers
head on back to
the Wild West on Monday Night.
The coaches will
be working feverously to get the time
machine assembled
before Monday Morning.
We have been saving
up the zygoenergyosis fuel
from the first
3 1/2 weeks of practice, which should
get us all to the
Wild West. But we
have to make sure
on Monday night that
we fit in to the
Wild West, because we
don't want to disrupt
the past.
So get your cowboy
hats, vest, and boots and
grab your little
buddy and head on down to the
ranch to swim Burkwood.
Remember
sportsmanship and
fast swimming will help
refill the transitory
generationtrans-mografier.
Remember to check
the website for the clue
from Jon and Paul.
Also, we happened
to catch a video of Claire
taking the S-Cape,
so keep an eye
out for it on the
website.
Your Cowpoke Coaches,
Mike "Doc" Peters
Austin "The Gambler"
Bridgforth
Mary Virginia "The
Gravedigger" Yancey
"Cactus" Cap Young
Alex "Bucka Beans"
Trivette
Paul
and Jon are whisked away from their normal
teenage
lives to search for
Claire
and the "S" cape. After a fruitless search
in
the Wild West,
the
two adventurers head to the 1960's.
Hello SRA Swim Fans,
Get ready for a
groovy journey back to a time of peace,
love, and tie-dyed
clothing. A couple of announcements
and reminders for
the week.
This next week we
will be traveling back to the
60's to search
for Claire.
On Monday, We would
like everyone to drag out
their best tie-dyed
clothing, bell-bottoms, and peace chains.
During the week
we will have a few extra
reminders of life
in the 60's.
Your Coaches,
Meadow Juniper
Rain Birchwood
Coral Moonshine
Rainbow Cornucopia
Starlight Broderick
Beans
Claire
returns only to drag the coaches back to the '60s
Paul
and Jon, despite being separated, continue
through
prehistoric times in
search
of the "S" cape. Jon struggles to travel through
time
without the time machine,
while
Paul oddly finds himself in the Paleozoic Era.
In
what may very well be a way too long video,
Jon
discovers the clues leading SRA
to
the next time period in the search for the cape.
The coaches try to save Claire from pirates.
Yarrrr!
Paul and Jon reunite on their search for the "S" cape,
pillaging
and plundering as they go.
Claire,
the scurviest dog of all, evades the two adventurers yet again,
but
leaves behind another clue.
Paul
and Jon continue their quest for the "S" cape, overcoming a few mishaps
to find themselves in Ancient Greece/Rome (kind of both). Unsurprisingly,
Claire is nowhere to be found, and a random black box appears to give the
two adventurers the next, and final clue....